January 29, 2003 | 3:03 PM

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that today is my AUDITION. Yeah-- I haven't auditioned for anything in like YEARS and YEARS, so it's a big deal. I'm so excited even though I probably won't get anything having such a fat ass and all and I would not be looking particularly good in tights et al that other scanty Weimar Republic shiite.

BUT, I am just so psyched to stand on stage tonight and blow the fucking roof off the auditorium. It's gonna be great fun. I'm singing "All That Jazz" from Chicago and "Small World" from Gypsy (as my up and down tempo songs respectively) and I'm doing one of Karen's monologies from "A Children's Hour".

My sister took me out for lunch today and we ate a giant piece of cake and now we both feel yucky.

But other than that I am in such a good mood today.

I'll fill you in on the audtion tonight...