Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 | 11:14 AM

Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.

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I just got a friendster message that read,

Are you the karaoke Queen?

And the answer to that question ladies and gentlemen is yes. Yes, I am.

Perhaps this is a sad commentary on my life, but a PERFECT night out for me starts with a nice romantic dinner, ends with sex, and the six hours in between are filled with karaoke.

See, when I do a real show or I�m in a play, I gotta be all serious, you know? People are paying to come see something good. And I certainly can�t be snockered.

(Although during the party scene of Cabaret one night, Curtis filled the prop bottle with real schnapps, which he, I, and a couple other people had to take many shots of according to the script. So I was pretty tipsy during that performance. Goddamn Co-Star, that adorable kissable Bastard. He is, by the way, at karaoke every Thursday night. And he rocks the microphone like a blizzard, yo.)

Karaoke involves many of my favorite activities. Amongst them, copious drinking, singing, schmoozing. flirting, and best of all watching my usually semi serious friends and acquaintances ham it up.

And The chuck Lounge Thursdays is the best because it�s the whole theatre crowd and there�s always good gossip to be had and networking to do, and the Karake Koola which costs 5 bucks, is bright pink in color, and is guaranteed to knock you on your ass.

Wow�you know, of all the good things the Japanese have given us�cars, VCR�s, Shonen Knife, and so much more�I think Karaoke is my absolute favorite.