March 09, 2003 | 10:45 AM

Gah. I made a promise to myself that I wouldn�t give in to temptation. But I just had to do it. I am weak. WEAK, I tell you!!!!

The new season of Six Feet Under has just begun. And. And�.

I ORDERED CABLE!!!!

I just couldn�t help myself. Comcast is running a promotion where your first month is only 10 bucks and installation is free. I just COULD NOT pass that up.

So I�ll be going from watching absolutely no TV whatsoever, to having like a million channels at my fingertips.

But I am going to make rules for myself. I�m going to play MOMMY to myself. There will be no sitting in front of the television flipping channels because I am bored (that�s probably not too much of a danger now anyway as I am out and about so much and have such a busy schedule.) I will only watch specific shows that I like, and which provide some kind of intellectual value (The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Sopranos) and movies. That�s it.

The cable is being installed on Tuesday.

Dude I am so psyched. For those of you not yet captivated by Six Feet Under I will most likely be hosting a weekly Sunday night gathering so that it may be enjoyed by all. The only rule is that you absolutely have to shut the fuck up while the show is on. No talking�I�m serious. And I will enforce that so don�t push me.

OK�back to memorizing my lines�