March 05, 2003 | 2:29 PM

You know what I love about Wednesdays?

It�s when The Onion is updated.

I think the staff of The Onion should have a contest and if you win you get to hang out with them for a week and watch them work. They have to be the funniest bunch of people ever born. Satire in America, is thankfully not dead yet.

(Oh and PS-- I still look hott today. Somebody in my office just came back from maternity leave and stopped in to say hello. She told me I looked like a totally different person than I did before she left.

Damn girl, you look good!

I can't stop smilnig today.)