Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 | 9:15 AM

Ok Cats, kittens, tigers, and bears�

My band, Delusions of Grandeur, has a show at the Skybar on Saturday, April 10th!!! The rest of the bill is:

Waking Grey
Spike Emerson Society
Jes Perry

WOOHOO!!! Skybar is kinda fer sucks and all, but hey�it�s a goddamned gig and it�s on a Saturday Night and there ain�t no reason why all you peeps can�t make your way down there for our very first show. Then, when we become as big as Sebadoh (which we will�no lie. No sarcasm. We are going to be huge) you can say you saw our very first show and that you heard about it on of all places, DIARYLAND!!!!

Also, there is a chance that a drummer from a semi-famous band who has a record out on Sympathy For The Record Industry will be joining us. I don�t wanna say anything more about that until it�s all confirmed, but basically, you will be witnessing a moment in the making of rock history. (we ain�t called Delusions of Grandeur for nothing.)

So be there, or be squarer than you usually are.

And of course I�ll continue to hound yer asses about it until showtime.