Thursday, Nov. 13, 2003 | 10:23 AM

So my next door neighbor wants to fuck me. How do I know this? He told Angus last night while they were drinking beers. Is that hilarious or what? Part of me wants to sleep with him because the idea of screwing both my neighbor and my roommate is too amusing to pass up, but I don�t think I will. Because the amusement factor is really the only reason I�d do it, and then I�d have to spend the rest of my life avoiding him. Not worth it. Although maybe he�s really hott in bed. No fuck it. I�m not going to be stupid.

I�m not exactly sure when it was that everyone got together and decided that I am devilishly attractive. I spent 25 years feeling like the ugliest duckling and suddenly I�m not anymore. I wouldn�t call myself a swan (insert Mr. Show quote here) or anything, but maybe a cute little fuzzy yellow chicky.

It just goes to show that everything comes into style sooner or later.

Jesus I�m really randy today.