Monday, Nov. 03, 2003 | 10:58 AM

Yesterday was the sickest I have ever been in my adult life. I woke up and threw up and I spent most of the day throwing up. I had a 102 degree fever and that horrible pain behind the eyes that accompanies the flu. Every time I changed positions in bed my stomach would curdle like sour milk and I was so dizzy that just walking from my room to the bathroom was a challenge.

What sucked most was yesterday was the scheduled Night of the Living Dead movie marathon, and I had to sit it out while everyone else ate nachos and chili and smoked dope and drank. It was like having to miss Christmas. Sometimes life sucks.

Fortunately though, my hair still looks amazing. And maybe just maybe, the goddamned Mr. Show bootlegs will arrive today and then after work I can curl up in my nightgown and laugh til milk comes out of my nose�and I don�t even drink milk.