Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 | 9:38 AM

Good golly gosh the show is less than two weeks away and tickets are selling like hot cakes. If you don�t have yours yet, you better go get �em!

Our producer is going to be interviewed on TV some time next week, and there�ll be a clip of the show too. I�ll let you know when and what channel when I have all the information.

Today is my rehearsal with Co-Star, and thank fucking God I look like a million dollars. I wonder if we�ll make out. I�m hoping yes.

I have so much energy that it�s become increasingly difficult for me to sit in my office all day. I have no right to bitch because this is a fantastic job and I thank my lucky stars for it, but I really wish I could rehearse all day instead, or be outside flying a kite or feeding kittens or at the movies or making out with Co-star. If I thought I�d be spending the rest of my life at a Day Job I would go bonkers.

Oh, I have figured out how to drink like a fish and not feel terrible. Take tons of B vitamins. My alcohol intake has increased exponentially since I started doing the play (theatre people drink a lot) but I haven�t been hungover once since starting on the vitamin B regimen. Yesterday I drank enough to pickle a corpse, and I feel FANTASTIC right now.

I don�t get any sleep. I drink and drink and drink. I hardly eat. And I�ve never felt physically better in my whole life.

This morning I feel obscenely sexual. There�s an electrical current running through me. I am beyond turned on.

I wonder what tonight will bring.