December 05, 2002 | 8:08 PM Hey buddy, it's your funeral
Anna�s top ten funeral requests (In no particular order)1) I want to be cremated, but I would like a coffin as well, filled entirely with disembodied Barbie dolls 2) Angus needs to wear that 70�s suit he bought for three bucks at Good Will 3) In between each eulogy a gong should sound 4) The entire arsenal of the Stupid Company should form a choir that sings I�ve Got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates You�ve Got a Brand New Key 5) A habatchi chef should be on hand to serve up some spectacular steaks for all the guests. 6) Someone I hardly knew should sob uncontrollably throughout the proceedings and tell all who will listen what a good friend I was to her. 7) I hope people sneak off to the bathroom to smoke at grossly inappropriate interverals. 8) There should a punch bowl and someone should spike it. 9) I would like the Tricycle Guy (all you Bostonians know who I�m talking about) to continuously do wheelies around the sanctuary. 10) There really ought to be a limbo contest
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