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2001-12-06 | 2:21 p.m. Starring Drew Barrymore and Robyn Williams
My life has turned into a Drew Barrymore movie about "Finding Yourself" and "Letting go of the Past" God-- what happened to me. I used to be ironic. I used to get stoned and make obscene phone calls to the Answer Channel. I used to crank up Richard Hell during the middle of finals week and drink a fifth of Captain Morgan every 2 days. Come sail away to Black Out Island with your host Captain MorganI used to be a little bit gritty and now I've gone all juicy and soft. I keep talking about my feelings I am coming down with Robyn Williams disease. You know what I'm talkin' about-- Patch Adams anybody? Didn't think so. Oh.. nothing against Drew Barrymore by the way. She rules.
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