December 19, 2002 | 4:59 PM

OK so here's more information on my natal chart (narcisist that I am, as though you should all care so much about it!) Part 1 is here

Jonee said that he almost laughed out loud picturing me reading some of this stuff about myself. All of it really resonates with me and all adds up to an accurate portrait of my personality.

Saturn Sextile Pluto

This signifies that you can endure hard times and emerge in good shape. Even if you feel as though you cannot hold out much longer during some difficulty, you will survive and be better off than most.

If you have to, you can get along with very little, although this aspect does not indicate that you will have to necessarily. You are able to discipline yourself to make do with whatever resources are available. In good times you may be as inclined to overspend as anyone, but in hard times you are very careful. Although it may be hard to believe, you are ultimately better off if you do have to go through some hard times, because you will have a greater appreciation for the good things in life. You will learn that you are quite tough, both psychologically and physically.

Whatever happens to you as you grow older, you will never have the feeling that the world owes you a living. You will always appreciate how much effort it takes to make your life work well, and you will do it.

Moon Trine Ascendent

You relate to others according to your feelings, and you very much want people to understand you emotionally. Fortunately you are not afraid to show others how you feel, so if people decide they like you, you know they have seen the real you. Being very close to others is important to you, because you need friends whom you can talk to when you feel unhappy about something.

You are a very playful person. You enjoy good times and being with people who know how to have fun. You can also make your friends feel that you belong with them. And this is likely to be true of any group that you are with in your life. You have a real need to belong and to feel that others support and like you. Unlike some people who feel this way, however, you are able to be yourself when you are with others.

Your mother is extremely important in your life, and she will have more influence than anyone else on the way you act with others and how you form relationships. You must have her support and love, for without it, you will not be so able to make friends easily. Also when you are older, it will be more difficult to form relationships with the opposite sex. You show how you feel about your loved ones, and to do this well, you need to feel very secure about yourself.

The Moon trine the Ascendant gives you an easy-going disposition and allows you to derive much pleasure from creative expression. You are imaginative, sensitive, emotionally poised, and articulate in expressing yourself. Being resourceful, you will find the way to capitalize on your talents, even though it may be difficult to find the necessary funds to accomplish what you want. You may be forced to do without some necessities, but you feel it is worth it if your main objectives can thus be realized. You should require your friends to prove their worth before accepting them completely.

You have sufficient talent to make a very substantial contribution to your career. You want to know that you have exploited your creative potential, and you want the fulfillment that this brings.

Your marital partner must always remain a lover, so that you will continue to make substantial contributions to maintain the fascination and excitement of your first encounter

Pluto Square Midheaven

This aspect indicates that you will have to make a special effort to get along with people. You must make it clear that you will try to fulfill your goals in life at their expense and that you will not allow them to take advantage of you either. A very ambitious person, you probably picture yourself as being quite important when you are older. This can be a very constructive attitude, but it will be difficult to achieve your ambitions unless you are able to get along with others, to give them a constructive part in your goals. Also it is very important that you play the game of life honorably and adhere to high ethical standards. You don't need to worry that doing so will be dull, because whatever you get involved in, you make it exciting and powerful.

You have a strong desire to bring about change in your world, and you may want to be a reformer and rebuilder. However, you should not try to get power simply for its own sake. You have to use the energies of Pluto for a purpose higher than yourself. It is perfectly permissible to be personally rewarded by your work - you do not have to be totally self- denying - but personal gain should not be your principal motivation.

A born psychologist, you should be able to gain great insight into human behavior. But you must not use this knowledge for personal gain or to manipulate others. Eventually you may choose a profession that will use this knowledge.

Venus sextile Mars

You get along well with others, and you enjoy having many friends. Your friends like you as well, because you make everyone feel good without flattering them and without compromising your beliefs and what you want in life. That is, you are yourself in a way that creates respect and affection, but not conflict. You have a lively approach to life in that you really throw yourself into each new experience. You do not like to do anything halfway, and this energetic approach will fascinate and charm others.

It is quite likely that you will take an early interest in persons of the opposite sex and that they will be interested in you. As a teenager and later, you should be very popular, because you are warm and friendly, and you make the people around you feel good. Your relationships with the opposite sex will be quite intense, and once you start having such relationships, you will always be involved in one affair or another. But you will not be attracted to people who do not share your love of intense experience or who seem afraid of life. Your own vital energies would not stand for that. For this reason, it is important even now to find friends who are as energetic as yourself and who like to maintain the same vigorous pace. You would find less active people quite frustrating

Venus sextile Mars gives you a warm, affectionate nature. Your physical needs are considerable, but you know how to contain them until you meet a person with whom you can enjoy a comfortable relationship. You realize it is necessary to compromise with people to win their continued friendship.

You have an optimistic outlook and generally wear a smile that shows the world that you are a friendly person. Public relations work would be enormously satisfying to you, and people would enjoy doing business with you, since you immediately put them at ease.

You may marry someone who will cooperate with you in achieving the good things in life.

In your preoccupation with the refinements of life and the fine things money can buy, you are unconcerned with economy. Conservation is a quality you need to develop.

Uranus trine midheaven

Probably your beliefs and ideas are different from those of the people around you, and you put a different value on physical objects as well. You do not like to be tied to possessions that you must take care of. Very early in life you will decide that you have to follow a path that is uniquely your own and does not follow anyone else's ideas about what is good for you. You want to break new ground, but in order to get there you won't have to battle others, especially your parents or other authority figures. You should be sufficiently creative so that you can make them see the desirability of letting you have your way to a reasonable extent.

You may change your mind several times about what you want to do with your life, not so much because your mind is unstable but because it is so difficult to find exactly what you need. You may be interested in the occult and astrology.

You like a certain amount of excitement in your life, to keep from getting bored. You prefer anything new to what is old, so you will not be particularly interested in keeping in touch with your childhood and your past once you are finished with it. You are future oriented, always looking ahead to the next thing to come along.

Mercury Sextile Jupiter

Your Mercury sextile to Jupiter indicates that your mind is never at rest. You have a limitless thirst for knowledge and an awesome capacity to accumulate information. Because of your masterful command of language, you can speak and write convincingly. Truth is very important to you, and you will challenge anyone who makes a suspicious- sounding statement.

Education, public speaking, public relations, journalism, and writing novels with historical and timely themes - these are some ways you could use your creative resources and inspiration.

Travel would be especially broadening for you, for it would help you to understand the differences among national and ethnic origins.

You allow everyone the liberty of his own beliefs, and you certainly would not try to force your ideology on others.

This is what my natal chart looks like.