November 05, 2002 | 8:33 PM

I just checked the unofficial election results for Massachusetts Governor.

If you didn't vote today, or you're a liberal who was stupid enough to throw caution to the wind and vote Green (yes, I am a member of the Green Party, but we are talking about pragmatism and the fate of people's lives and welfare here-- this election was too close to call, and though I voted for Nader because I knew Gore would have overwhelming support in Massachusetts in the 2000 election, in this instance it was just plain obvious what would happen if liberals threw support to the greens. WE ARE LETTING THE REPUBLICANS WALK AWAY WITH THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY. Sometimes you have to make tough choices and sometimes it means voting for the lesser of two evils.), please never speak to me again.

I am so fucking pissed right now I feel like trashing a hotel room.