January 09, 2002 | 11:08 AM

I just got off the phone with Seth and he has a second interview at Harvard tomorrow!!!!!

I have a very good feeling about this for him. I miss him so much. He's one of the biggest things I miss about working at the Stupid Company.

It's funny. We were friends in college and started working at the Stupid Company independently of each other, and then we became better friends working there, and maybe now we'll both be working at Harvard.

Seth is a double Taurus. He made deans list every semester in college where he was a creative writing major and history minor. He is wickedly funny and wickedly smart. He loves Tolkien. He had one of the highest alcohol tolerences I have ever seen. He is crazy about his wife and his new baby. His wife is an artist and she is awesome. Seth is ridiculously cool and he is a grown up. He is hilarious, subversive, and yet responsible. I look up to him so much. He is exactly the kind of man I want to marry someday (I don't want to marry him per se-- obviously he's already married. I want to marry John but only if John... well you know the deal if you've been reading this so I won't bore you.)

God damn I hope he gets that job. Then he can tell the stupid company that's been fucking him over for the past two years to go screw themselves.

And I will have a new playmate at work.