January 02, 2002 | 11:54 AM

Below is an explanation of an astrological aspect that is in my natal chart:

Venus conjunct South Node: This person may be fearful about relationships or financial matters. They could feel unloved, poor or blocked in regards to pleasure. They might overdo or underdo (or swing between those extremes) material indulgence and sensuality. Learning to protect and be protected within interpersonal exchanges is key for this individual.

Gee, that doesn't sound like me or anything.

[I wonder if the astrolger has been reading this diary...]