December 16, 2001 | 11:52 AM The Ultimate Nightmare
The other night I dreamed that I was a slave to this community college student who had supreme power over my online diary. I was forced to procure mass quanities of cocaine and hookers for him. If I failed to do so, he would either delete my online diary or he would sign into Diaryland as me and write a bunch of terrible racist stuff and people would believe that I wrote it. This guy looked kind of like the actor who played Dooley in the film, Blow. Thank God I don't hang out with community college students.
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