2001-12-09 | 9:39 a.m. Hair of the dog
You know what I really want to do? I want to buy a red vinyl booth from an old diner and put it in my living room. I like shiny vinyl material that looks like somebody painted over it with a glitter pen. And I want to sit at the fucking booth and listen to Johnny Cash and eat a huge bucket of french fries with tons of salt and heaping spoonfuls of that sugary ketchup they have at McDonalds (I am not lying-- McDonalds puts more sugar in their ketchup than any other ketchup maker. They also put sugar in their fries and their burgers. Seriously. I know. It's gross. And it's yummy. Ummmmmmm.) and I want a huge god damned chocolate milkshake that's so thick that if you tried to suck it through a straw your brain matter would implode and your skull would shatter. And do you know what I don't want? I don't want any more fucking wine because I woke up this morning like the wrath of god coming down on me, and I ain't got no brain cells left. Ummmmmmm.... milkshake.
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