2001-12-07 | 1:44 p.m. Hangover guy
I have been reading this diary all day. I have fallen in love with this diary the way I fall in love with characters in books. Except this person is real. Reading his diary is like reading a book cowritten by Bukowski and Nick Hornby. The guy who writes this diary is a total fucking genius. I have been sitting here in my office, hungover from yesterday's Christmas festivities, poring over his life. He has made my day. The irony of the situation is that I am the type of "neurotic woman" that he consistently disses in his entries. We would probably hate each other in real life and he would probably see me as a pain in the ass. But just for the record: I don't read books from Oprah's book club I stayed home from school for 2 days when Kurt Cobain killed himself because I couldn't face a world where Kurt Cobain wasn't playing and writing I don't have stuffed animals on my desk, on my bed, or anywhere else I lived in an airport once when I was homeless If women are more needy and relationship obsessed than men it is because we are fucking brought up and molded to be that way. I am not making excuses or saying that we can't change that situation, but it takes an enormous amount of deprogramming to learn that you don't need a man in your life to be whole, when the entire fucking culture tells you that if you aren't fucking 'gorgeous" and you don't have a man, you might as well not exist. So to Mike The Hangover Man as much as I love your diary, shut the fuck up about women being crazy attention vacuums, for chrissake.
Oh, and will you marry me?
(Just kidding.)
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