December 23, 2002 | 11:28 PM

So today was like a fab day and I'm feeling too self satisfied to write a real entry. Instead I'll just do the laundry list and elaborate later.

1)Went for lunch at Charbroil with Grandma, Grandpa, my two sisters and my mom.

2) Saw Degas exhibit at the museum with the above people. Fucking awesome. Degas is such a cynic and mysogynist and an anti-semite and a crusty old fuck, but he can sculpt the shit out of a ballet pose. His line is just orgasm inducing.

3) Futzed around the house with my sisters when we got home.

4) Went to the fanciest yuppiest gym on the PLANET with my Mom. Worked out for an hour and a half (45 minutes cardio, 45 minutes weights. It felt SO GOOD.) Hung out in the steam room and then had some wine at the Gym cafe. Yeah, dude I know. But it ruled.

5) Picked up some stocking stuffers for my family at CVS after dropping off my mom at home.

6) Came back home and watched episodes of Betwitched with my Mom and ten year old sister. Threw M&M's at the TV screen whenever Darren behaved liked a sexist shit head.

7) Watched one of my favorite Simpsons episodes-- The The Prisoner parody where Homer's webpage exposes the flu shot as mind control devise and he winds up in The Village.

8) Horsed around with my kid sister before sending her off to bed.

9) Wrote this diary entry.

I think now I'm gonna have some more wine and read Robert Browning.

I am sooooooooooo happy to be here.

Good night kiddies.