May 17, 2002 | 10:03 PM Not a Snowball's chance in hell
Today I ate snowballs. Those fuzzy pink and marhmallowy gooey girl Hostess treats for white trash kindergartners. I was in dire need of serotonin so I went to Store 24 and bagged me a few of them florescent Pepto-Bismol colored suckers. And I went home and stuffed them in my face and then I fell into a sugar coma and dreamed about the Stupid Company. And then I woke up and started drinking. I�m on my second bottle of Luna da luna. I�m supposed to be writing a metaphysics paper right now. Yeah�fat chance.
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