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February 05, 2002 | 5:06 PM Mom's Advice
This is a song I'm writing.
Mom's Advice
Fat girls can�t have long hair
And fat girls feel nothing down there
And no one will listen to what you have to say
And everyone will forget your birthday
Fat girls can�t flirt, fuck, or fondle just for fun
You gotta take your pick you�re either Mommy or a nun
�Cause that�s all the world will allow you to become
You better take a cue from the fashion magazines
Shop three sizes too small
Then hold your breath and squeeze every drop out of a back handed compliment
Every drop out of a half felt drunken sentiment
I�m just trying to help
I�m just trying to help
I�m just trying to help you help yourself
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Such a pretty face
Such a pretty face
Oh it�s such shame
With such a pretty face
I�m just trying to help
I�m just trying to help
I�m just trying to help you help yourself
*Picture really heavy bass revving up at this part followed by some Sleater Kinney-esque yelling.
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