December 13, 2001 | 11:39 AM I used to do....but I don't anymore
Things I used to do but don't do anymoreStaying up all night writing poems Getting caught smoking in the bathroom Mouthing off Dying my hair blue Passing notes Eating low fat cheese Watching Little house on the Prairie
Seeing a therapist Listening to Camper Van Beethoven Being too embarrassed to purchase a vibrator Weighting nyself every day Using the "Pull Out" method Defending my mother Watching porn with my boyfriend Shoplifting candy bars and ciagerretts Pursuing an acting career Throwing up most of what I eat Avoiding the expressway when driving Refusing to be friends with people who listen to The Dave Matthews Band Drinking until I black out Lecturing friends about the antifeminist ideology of the Smurfs Sitting by the telephone waiting for him to call
time capsule from heaven - Sunday, Aug. 21, 2011 31 - Saturday, Mar. 15, 2008 Dead/Alive - Monday, Mar. 10, 2008 Do not trustTIAA-CREF-- they are fucking their customers - Friday, Jul. 28, 2006 Shilling - Tuesday, Jul. 11, 2006
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